We spent most of this winter fantasizing about lying on the deck of a boat drinking martinis next to Jane Russell and a crew of scantily clad men and since that isn’t happening anytime soon, we’re going for the next best thing…boat matinees! So slather on that SPF, pop those dramamine pills, and join us for six weekends on the high seas for an all-you-can-eat cruise ship buffet of glamour, thrills, and Tutti Frutti hats. Featuring two sexy sun-dappled noirs, Orson Welles’s The Lady From Shanghai and Rene Clement’s Purple Noon, two Technicolor steamship musicals, Howard Hawks’s Gentlemen Prefer Blondes and Busby Berkeley’s The Gang’s All Here, and Preston Sturges’s ocean liner screwball comedy The Lady Eve, and the maritime shenanigans of Team Zissou in Wes Anderson’s The Life Aquatic.