Meet [REDACTED]. They'll make you laugh. They'll make you cry. They'll strip be demand to be called a dancer.
[SAVED BY THE BELL] just wanted to be a dancer in the beautiful city of Las Vegas. But she gets mixed up with some rotten apples like prick [TWIN PEAKS] and Gina Gershon. What's a runaway turned vegas dancer to do?
Unwritten by Goddess chorus line member Alisa Rosenthal